So I got a massage recently, and I just got a thank-you note from a masseuse.
Now let's just pause for a moment -- the masseuse sent me a thank-you note.
Is that funny to anyone else??
Here's what the note said:
Dear Mrs. Sitcom,
I hope your evening went better than you expected (I hadn't told her anything either way, so I wonder what she thought was going on??? :) )
You were great to work with and I hope you would come back again.
Enjoy life and ALL that will come to you for who you TRULY are. (Caps hers.)
Sincerely,
Masseuse (her real name was COMPLETELY CRAZY. You wouldn't believe it. Like, so one of those names that makes you do a double-take and try not to laugh and gawk, all at the same time. Awesome.)
The massage was one of the best I've ever had (which could be related to the two glasses of champagne I consumed directly beforehand, buuuuuut...let's not get caught up in the details, k?!), but now I'm having a weird neurosis about going back to her because of the note, because, like, do I mention the note? Pretend I never got it? Something about getting naked and having a complete stranger rub me...I guess I just prefer my massages with at least the illusion of anonymity.
Weird?
Perhaps.
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