SPAM: Help Me Help You (But You Need to Give Me Money First)

Here's a good one -- the classic 'I need your money to spring my money from the bank' scheme! I love the 'wrong' use of English...and the 'legal disclaimer' at the end. Oooh, it's legit!
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Subject: Seeking Good Consolation. (Draaaaaamarama!)

Dear Friend

It is my honour and with a heart deep of humiliation seeking good consolation in writing to you, I am Anusa Hirunpatravong From Thailand the Personal Assistant, to Mr. Suriya Jungrungreangkit Former Thailand Transport Minister during Thaksin Shinawatra regime which was ousted by a military coup on Sept 19 2006 and Martial law was imposed by the Council for Democratic Reform, now called the Council for National
Security after the Sept 19 coup.Can read more on this link:
http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/local/33396/some-assets-certain-to-be-confiscated

I would have prefer talking to you on phone , the new government is taping the past government officials phone numbers, so it's no longer safe for me to call you, I think it's safe to express my opinion by mail. we ?are placed under surveillance . However my main point of contacting you is to seek your sincere suggestion and guideline to invest in your country because we are humiliated and keep under probe because of my previous position in the government, I do not need to tell you the absolute confidentiality both parties must observe for investment, or rather if you have interest in the transaction reply to my mail.

The amount involved is the sum of USD9,300,000.00 [NINE MILLION AND THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS] I will provide to you evidence to understand my position with the government now.

I will give you all the legitimate information concerning the fund and details about me on hearing from you and will achieve a lot of benefit as you assist me in this regard to secure the fund.

Please do not disclose any part of this message to the third party, if you are not interested in giving this profitable assistance. You can contact me by email anuhirun1@gmail.com.

Best Regards.
Anusa Hirunpatravong.

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